03
Oct
11

An Automatic Update to Our Updated Updates Post

STOP THE MADNESS!

Well do ya, punk?

Seriously. This update crap is KILLING us. Not kidding.

Last Friday, Thunderbird, our go-to mail client for the past 8 years, decided to update itself. For about the thirty-seventh time this year. Aiiiight. Whatever. Gotta keep it real, we guess.

But this particular product-enhancing, security-improving, features-increasing updated FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD up-fucking-grade went one better than all the previous updates.

It completely hosed our profile, which just happens to contain

  • Eight completely different email accounts, each with fairly complex settings;
  • A sophisticated multi-layered folder system;
  • About 35 content filters that have been added over the years, mostly to combat spam;
  • Address books, filled with client contact info, friends, and family;
  • And every single email archived over the past 8 years, received and sent and even drafts.

Now here’s the thing. We are exquisitely anal-retentive about backups. We back stuff up. All the time. Automatic backups and manual backups. So all of this data was faithfully backed up.

But Thunderbird’s product-enhancement update killed the profile so thoroughly that it took us six hours and twelve minutes to restore our accounts to about 85% of what they were pre-improvement.

Okay, so maybe we shouldn’t have put so much faith in an open-source, free-as-in-free-beer mail client. Maybe we should have stayed with the old familiar Outlook. Which has an even worse habit of upgrading-updating-upchucking than Mozilla’s Thudder-bird.

Look you guys up there in software development land, we’re gonna say this again. Loudly. So you can’t miss it.

IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS DAILY UPDATE CHANGE/TWEAK/MUCKUP CRAP, NOBODY’S GONNA LOVE YOU ANYMORE AND EVERYONE WILL MIGRATE TO SOME APP-BASED WONDER THAT LIVES IN THE CLOUD AND PERFECTS ITSELF ON ITS OWN TIME BEHIND THE SCENES WITHOUT TRASHING OUR BANDWIDTH, OUR DATA, AND OUR MENTAL HEALTH. PROBABLY PRODUCED BY GOOGLE.


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